Privacy Policy

Hey. The internet is a weird place. It seems like you can’t go anywhere or do anything without your privacy being violated.

Here’s the deal. Puppet Pants doesn’t sell your information to anyone. Why would we even consider doing that? If you’re here, we’re friends, and friends don’t sell friend’s data.

Even if someone wanted to buy your data from me, I would say no, go buy it from my friend directly. I mess around with paper mache and wood, I’m not a data broker. I barely understand modern technology as it is, much less selling it! I’m only here to sell one thing and one thing only - Puppet Pants Marionettes. Your data is not being sold by Puppet Pants. To be honest, I don’t even know WHERE your data is.